Traumatic insemination

Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel).

Bloody Bedbug Nightmare Turns Brooklyn Man into Pariah - Gothamist


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Bloody Bedbug Nightmare Turns Brooklyn Man into Pariah
Gothamist
Chances are you know somebody who's been afflicted with bedbugs, and have heard plenty of horror stories about sleepless nights and traumatic insemination. ...

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Bedbug mating more shocking than their bite - Dayton Daily News (blog)

Bedbug mating more shocking than their bite
Dayton Daily News (blog)
Scientists call the practice traumatic insemination if that gives you any clue how it works. The result is 500 baby bedbugs in a few weeks, crawling around, ...

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My ultimate Clockwork Orange horror story - NOW Toronto

My ultimate Clockwork Orange horror story
NOW Toronto
It's called “traumatic insemination.” Some nights I imagined these Clockwork Orange sex scenes occurring on my body while I slept. ...

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Column: Sleep tight - your exterminator probably is - Arizona Republic

Column: Sleep tight - your exterminator probably is
Arizona Republic
"All bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination. Because the female has no genital opening, the male pierces her abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia. ...

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Internal Memo: Bedbug - New York Observer


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Internal Memo: Bedbug
New York Observer
My father essentially killed her by insemination. He was a murderer and I his accomplice. I am much more gentle with my own wife. ...

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Artificially Conceiving a Bad Romantic Comedy - First Things


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Artificially Conceiving a Bad Romantic Comedy
First Things
As reporters Gregg Kilday and Kim Masters put it, “Artificial insemination, it turns out, is the new box-office poison.” And they're right: These movies are ...

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